It’s too good to waste on a regular one-baby occasion.Īnd it’s not just about flavor! Craft Beer means you’re supporting the little guy and putting money back into local business. We’re saving this rare beer until someone has twins. Like in that En Vogue song, but with more bold hop flavors. We know you THINK you like the beer you’re drinking now.
Craft Beer is just an exciting movement we think you’d really appreciate if you gave it a chance. Man, we need to broaden your cocktail and ethnic cuisine horizons too, but that’s a different conversation. Haven’t you ever had a michelada? No, not a Michelob. Have you had any session beers? That’s industry talk for beers that are like the ones you drink now, except, you know. starting you out on the heavy stuff was a bad move. Here’s some milk stout to calm things down. just try one and tell us what you think, but also take like 12 more of them. We tried to make this imperial habanero IPA and, well. It’s like bands, but you get to drink them.īut you know what you CAN have right now? Some homebrew! Seriously. It seems too good to waste on, like, a regular one-baby occasion, ya know?Īlso, there’s a chance we might trade it for something that’s even harder to find and will only be opened if someone has triplets or gets elected mayor or something.įind a startup brewery and claim you knew them before anyone else. You should come over and try some when we open it! We’re saving it for a special occasion, like if someone has twins. We had to win a ticket drawing, drive three hours, and wait in line for another six. Well, everyone on BeerAdvocate says it’s amazing. We just picked up this stout that was aged in bourbon barrels with cocoa nibs, toasted coconut, organic strawberries, and Communion wafers. there’s just so much variety out there we wish you were experiencing. You just can’t put a price on being able to tell a ref to go fuck himself while simultaneously debating whether or not you’re really picking up the coffee notes on that porter. Don’t worry, we’ve demanded stadiums all become bastions of Craft Beer as well. It’s not that the affordable domestics you’ve remained loyal to are bad, per se, it’s just that our palates have evolved to the point that we simply cannot bear their watery blandness anywhere, even big-time sporting events.
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